WOW.
- family feud host: name a four legged animal
- contestant: a snake
- rest of family: GOOD ANSWER WOW NUMBER ONE ANSWER FOR SURE
Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you are
(Source: sweatymannipples1993)
That’s what I can’t stand about the war on drugs. Every other commercial is “this is your brain on drugs,” “just so you know,” “why do you think they call it dope?”
Then what always comes on next? “This Bud’s for youuuuuu!” “It’s MILLER time!”
Come on, everybody! Let’s be hypocritical bastards! It’s okay to drink your drugs. We meant those other drugs, those UNTAXED drugs. Those are the ones that are bad for you.
This.
“Letting go doesn’t mean that you don’t care about someone anymore. It’s just realizing that the only person you really have control over is yourself.”
- Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
- America: Well sure why not?
- Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
- America: Whatever you want!
- Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
- America: Okay, sounds like fun!
- Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
- America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
